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Translating bumper stickers

Today as I left work, I found myself behind a fellow who had this on his bumper:



I pondered it a moment, and came up with this translation:

Pro-Life = "Against a woman's right to choose for herself what to do with her health care and her own body."

Pro-Family = "Against gay rights."

Pro-Freedom = "Freedom for all the straight white men folks who think like me."