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Translating bumper stickers

Sep. 5th, 2013 at 3:44 PM

Today as I left work, I found myself behind a fellow who had this on his bumper:

I pondered it a moment, and came up with this translation:

Pro-Life = "Against a woman's right to choose for herself what to do with her health care and her own body."

Pro-Family = "Against gay rights."

Pro-Freedom = "Freedom for all the straight white men folks who think like me."

Current Mood: cynical

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ljs

Sep. 5th, 2013 10:49 pm (UTC)

You win at translating. Unfortunately for us all. [glares at bumper-sticker person]

[hugs]

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Sep. 6th, 2013 02:38 am (UTC)

Hugs to you (and more thoughtful people!).

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Sep. 5th, 2013 11:38 pm (UTC)

Don't you wish you could have followed him 'til he parked and then edited his benighted views with a Sharpie?

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Sep. 6th, 2013 12:49 am (UTC)

The really sad thing is, he drove even faster than me (and I can be a speed demon on that stretch!)...

/impotent rage

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evil_little_dog

Sep. 6th, 2013 01:52 am (UTC)

Sounds about right. I'll expect to see those locally any second now.

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Sep. 6th, 2013 02:37 am (UTC)

Yeah, considering how easy it was to find it in a quick Google search. :P

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evil_little_dog

Sep. 7th, 2013 01:17 am (UTC)

Yeaaaaaah, sounds about right.

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Sep. 6th, 2013 10:08 am (UTC)

That just creeps me out. My parents would love it...

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Sep. 6th, 2013 10:37 pm (UTC)

What kills me is I doubt sincerely that anyone who has it realizes the irony of it!

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Sep. 6th, 2013 10:41 pm (UTC)

Actually, that's an even better translation of "Pro-Freedom." :P (Jeez, and I used to be a gun-owner.)

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