I called a "we come to you!" emergency service, but they couldn't get me a truck until after 10:30 (it was coming up on 6:30). I called a cab company and asked about the price to where my office is, and they said it would be $30. So I went to the internet and checked the bus routes. I called the Metro Phoenix transit system and was told the "most direct" route would be to take 41 East on Indian School to Scottsdale, then the 76 South down Miller to Mill Avenue in Tempe, then the 56 around to Fountainhead Parkway. With little time and fewer options, I went this route, and it took about two hours to get to work. :P (There was also another bus I COULD have taken from Scottsdale, the 66, which went the same way and was already there ready to go -- but I waited for the 76 'cause that's what I'd been told.)
Coming home I took the 56 to the 44 to the 17 to the 10, which took me basically from the door of my office to my home in just about an hour, and without circling around the entire Valley. Most direct, my butt.
Now I have a brand-new battery and the truck door locks work. I got almost 30 months out of a 60-month battery, which is not bad for an old truck in Phoenix. (Hot weather kills batteries.)
Now I'm tired and Barb is sick. I have to go in early tomorrow and Wednesday to make up the two hours it took me to get to work this morning rather than taking personal time.