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Costco Deals in Gallifreyan Chickens

Seriously. The last several whole chickens we've gotten from Costco have had two hearts.

I butterflied said chicken for dinner tonight. Not sure if I'm going to roast it or grill it. I want to do something vaguely Asian with it, I think, if I can either find or cobble a recipe I like.

This result doesn't surprise me somehow:

Your result for The Personality Defect Test...

Emo Kid

You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:

life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad

So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.

I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


Your exact opposite is the Smartass.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.

Take The Personality Defect Test at HelloQuizzy

I initially got "The Bitch-Slap" because I had to answer truthfully that I have been in at least three physical fights. However, all of them were not initiated by me, but rather I was either attacked or ambushed because I was/am an Emo recluse, so therefore I changed the answer and got the correct result. (I have a temper, and have been known to do violence to THINGS, but rarely to other people unless I was forced - and I usually was the one who got bitch-slapped.)
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