I butterflied said chicken for dinner tonight. Not sure if I'm going to roast it or grill it. I want to do something vaguely Asian with it, I think, if I can either find or cobble a recipe I like.
This result doesn't surprise me somehow:
Your result for The Personality Defect Test...
life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad
So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.
I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Your exact opposite is the Smartass.
I initially got "The Bitch-Slap" because I had to answer truthfully that I have been in at least three physical fights. However, all of them were not initiated by me, but rather I was either attacked or ambushed because I was/am an Emo recluse, so therefore I changed the answer and got the correct result. (I have a temper, and have been known to do violence to THINGS, but rarely to other people unless I was forced - and I usually was the one who got bitch-slapped.)